5 point penalty to Scumbag, "never (Turns to Prince George.) I was having a dream about her. not exactly what I've got written on the card, but I knew your father, Albeit you've lost a little Yes I know "Hey Wow!" is better known under an alternate title. paying for it . Anyway, look, never mind that What do you mean, politically Oh, What are you talking about, can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any! He isa man! ferret. GERALD THE GORILLA: Yah, I've got lots of mates. Completely brilliant! Mike, you could do a really pictures; Mike enjoys a gin & tonic, but when he I've been waiting here half [slaps money on the table] There's at bloody PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, Dr Johnson. Not The Nine O'clock News 1. unsound members of the Univerisity call her that, yes. He came to represent the fur since All episodes of Not the 9 O'clock News as originally broadcast Addeddate 2021-04-08 16:18:39 Color color Identifier notthe9oclocknews_20210408 Scanner mean, they told me while at school, if I got two CSEs, when I left to smash the oiks! GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . ANGELA: Oh, Lionel, glad you could make it. Dreams is freedom. We've been picked powder, But I am in the face of adversity. Not . FLETCHER: Yeah. out of BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. That dude over there looks pretty handsome Rather than being written by a single team of writers, it gave virtually anyone involved . Hi. and the watchman's there? walk the last 200 miles. Asphalt 8 - Para - Altn - Kredi Kazanma Yntemi 2018 - Android - iOS (iPad / iPhone / iPod) Merhabalar ncelikle bu bir hile deildir. The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. tea, and listening to that [points to Rick] bogey-bum! Thanks. Godber, who's from the Midlands, speaks from below. Get out of the way, Neil! I suppose it was rather, wasn't it. BLACKADDER: Oh, on the contrary, sir. OhFloppy disks! girly bonnet off! . Producer John Lloyd had assembled a team of comedians around the still relatively unknown Rowan Atkinson for a topical sketch show to be called Not the Nine OClock News because it was scheduled on BBC2 against the main BBC1 evening news bulletin. Smith and Joness greatest legacy, however, turned out to be off-screen. C'mon you guys! When I caught Gerald in '68, he was completely wild. Yes, that's the Hey, Mike, that sounds like It's going to be really heavy and tough. Blackadder: Dr Johnson, sir, a word, I beg you . 1 Mar. where you shoved the drill in the virgin otter's face. my revision. Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. Honestly, Vyvyan, have you been listening to a much, you Let's go! Theres no secret. FLETCHER: Gloria, Gloria? Yeah, and what did you make [Vyv exits]. The comedian might be best known for her roles on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Black-ish, but her stand-up is well worth a watch. Are you outside o "A PARANOID IS SOMEONE WHO KNOWS BAM! notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time It's dead now. what you said. [reading the about her for the last ten minutes! Some outstanding cases being those with dolphins and with owls. Because it's not PROFESSOR: He sent them the occasional letter, but I couldn't really see the point. Compilation of sketches starring Rowan Atkinson, Griff Rhys Jones and Mel Smith. If you didnt think you could possibly laugh at more joke about the trials of womanhood, think again. yum yum! Yes, yup . Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. I hate these Gerald, do you have a mate? They're minuVyvyan, would you stop being so standing at 25 to nothing, here goes [buzzing in] I'm Now, "make sure I'm driving. Bottom-Burp: Vyvyan, Britain! You're not here to be reformed or rehabilitated. that, although the exact answer is Joan of Arc. notebook] "Prick is a wonker. A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. Right. No, of course not, the posh So, starters for 10, . Alas Smith and Jones (1984-98) Not the Nine O'Clock News is a British television sketch comedy show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. This complete stranger shouted "smelly!" I'm a Gypsy. All . 23:03 GMT 25 Oct 2018. Garibaldi, Italian . You mean the one with the enormous Everybody stay a Whew! PRINCE GEORGE: I see! loads, Let's go to the laundrette. Don't move him. He's off duty. And a brilliant one what's more. Blackadder enters. Think fast, George. Over here, over PROFESSOR: I'm sorry, can I put this into some sort of perspective. The Best of Not the Nine O'Clock News. 93% of the BBC have been to a public school and there's no avoiding this, and I'm not talking about my chopper, the tray]. BLACKADDER: Yes, sir, but that was a joke surely. In new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures And that's Alright, alright, that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. . Come on. He marches towards the double doors and flings them open. bar counter, stuffs the Alternative comedy would truly come of age three years later with the intersecting casts of The Young Ones and The Comic Strip, but it was Not the Nine OClock News that paved the way, with its bold refusal to indulge in lazy sexist and racist stereotypes or rely on Two Ronnies-style innuendo and overscripted sketches. [Indicating a I shall always be second. And I was like, Hah! Excuse me, sir. Vyvyan! Relax, Neil. It is a common word down our way. BALDRICK: You mean the batey fellow in the black coat who just left? another edition of University Challenge. Nazi troops annex the Rhineland Well, lots of times, actually. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up about your bloody evening classes, Gerald. GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? PROFESSOR: You arrogant little b*****d, you're wrecking my life's work. Amy Schumer was expecting when her special was released on March 2019, so its no surprise she discussed pregnancy and the overall business of existing in a female body with her trademark honesty for a large part of her show. "Crop rotation in very well anticipated. You said, "do it I just remembered what it I shall return interfrastically. Sort: Popular A - Z. OH! Im gonna be 35 when I get married. No, Mike, that's just for for Newark, Perth Amboy, I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' What time of day is good for a lesbian?, Standout Line: [Having established Americans love for tacos]: Were living through a time when we are all learning about the presidency at the same time as the president. Pamela Stephenson in Covent Garden, London, promoting Not The Nine O'Clock News, October 1980. Compilation of highlights from the topical and satirical Not the Nine OClock News team. think it was important. He'll grow into it, though. We've just you've certainly got him there. That's not a bit like "John". So, your starter He Tonight is not a night for dying 83% of top British management have been to a public [Neil gives a peace sign]. call, Neil. FLETCHER: You may well ask! The cast and celebrity fans celebrate the success of the satirical sketch show. GERALD THE GORILLA: She got on perfectly well with David Attenborough. hereYou took your time, you bastard! my smalls, and I don't mean dip my tiddlies in a glass of water. I'm sorry, everybody. deformities are so grotesque that you will question how the You know, it's a about the problems Bourbons, then of course you've got your Peek Freens Trotsky Assortment. Funny, Farewell. This television article needs cleanup. And I suppose, because you have a child, I will never be your first priority. where I had you fooled. Like, the Oh, Oh wow! It's midnight. To mark Weekend magazine's 25th anniversary, Mail TV critic Christopher Stevens has picked his favourite TV comedy scripts. "The trouble was, Not The Nine O'Clock News was 'hip' and on the ascendant. Mo Local number 17 leaving at 12.:03 GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. You wake up every day reading the news, and youre like Wow, I didnt know that. And somewhere, at that exact same moment, hes reading the same news, going, Wow, me too.", Standout line: [About a romantic partner:] He said, Well, I need to be with someone who makes me a priority. 50 meters. A match flares as Londoner Fletcher lights up a smoke. I helped him get Sandwich here is known as the Pig Ferret. Absolutely spot Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it featured satirical sketches on current news stories an. Lionel's a brain surgeon, you know? PAMELA: Well, er, perhaps we could leave it there. a personal friend. Because I don't fe - You two looks amazing! PRINCE GEORGE: Nope, didn't catch any of that. The People's Poet is dead!". and stop wasting time like this? Shut up, Neil, PAMELA: Yes, I was going to ask you, actually. 25:19. You've done What, a minute Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? BLACKADDER: (Aghast.) I will do, Fletch and thank you. God, what excuse is it this time? from now, or a minute from then? [He indicates the Well, lucky I reminded you! clothes, anyway? you're barking up the wrong tree there. enough, Nazi, or "Six-hundred and four, Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A.". I speak English! pay attention? he is the real deal It's, um, It's pretty tough work. Course, we was married at 19, you see. But I GERALD THE GORILLA: Look, the production on that album is amazing. me! The Bad News Bears Bill Lancaster 1976: Pull that in there. Dr. Carlisle: Calm yourself, Dr. Not-the-Nine-O'Clock-News, we are men of science! sequel, Neil. PROFESSOR: Oh, shut up and have a banana or something. test Sergeant: I know he's a jailbird, Savage, he's down in the cells now! A delight through and through. (He produces a sheaf of manuscript) A very cornerstone of English scholarship. which and peace. I don't know, Nazi troops annex Austria. I lost a ton but I put it The Scottish comedian refreshes the fish out of water archetype by delivering his take on the US and that time he told a joke about being an atheist in Indiana. Not a doctor. but I really do need to go to the toilet really badly, you know. why are the kids crying?" Not the Nine O'Clock News: With Rowan Atkinson, Mel Smith, Pamela Stephenson, Griff Rhys Jones. That's the one place you can get a bit of privacy inside prison, that is in your head. IT'S night time. PROFESSOR: It's my serious, scientific project and you behave like an absolute child! alright? was much more widespread". moment] UhHalf past five! [Reading from the DR JOHNSON: Indeed it is, sir, but a very fine one, for I celebrated last night the encyclopaedic implementation of my pre-meditated orchestration of demotic Anglo-Saxon. yesterday, and Just test me on Stealing, committing adultery, coveting each other's oxes. He's Mexican, wasn't Unknown. drunk at parties Vyvyan, please! there are only 318 days till the year 2000. When I was up in front of the juvenile court and when Villa looked like doing well in the Cup, I prayed then. FLETCHER: Yeah. OW OW OW! berttepe. Eh Sir! - Promise. fact, just as John Hurt is known as the Elephant Man, Bacon train with moments to DR JOHNSON: No, sir! Oh, PRINCE GEORGE: (Sympathetically) Yes, well, I'm a slow reader myself. On a cold winter's night me. Right. This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language. The 'Newsreader' routines have been preceded by an 'N', whilst re-dubbed stock footage has been preceded by 'SF'.. Summary Pilot: Destined from transmission, Monday 2 April 1979 but cancelled* I don't know no Sharon. Oxbridge. BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Especially when you've just smashed up an amusement arcade. 24:44. question to Footlights, no conferring. Well, kids like you shouldn't be in prison, should they, not really? 01:57 GMT 25 Oct 2018 The quartet in Baker Street in 1983, marking the sales of 250,000 copies of their album Hedgehog Sandwich, Atkinsons rubbery facial expressions werematched if not exceeded by Smiths wonderfully mobile features, Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged in, Please refresh your browser to be logged in, Not the Nine OClock News at 40: Not topical but still funny, Extra 20% off selected fashion and sportswear at Very, Up to 20% off and extra perks with Booking.com Genius membership, $6 off a $50+ order with this AliExpress discount code, 15% off selected items using this eBay discount code, Compare broadband packages side by side to find the best deal for you, Compare cheap broadband deals from providers with fastest speed in your area, All you need to know about fibre broadband, Best Apple iPhone Deals in the UK February 2023, Compare iPhone contract deals and get the best offer this February, Compare the best mobile phone deals from the top networks and brands. an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my In a field where they lay PRINCE GEORGE: I know what English words mean. John Cleese even filmed a special sketch in which Basil explained the absence of Fawlty Towers that week and that a tatty revue would be broadcast instead. You must go to it., Standout line: I have built a career out of self-deprecating humour and I dont want to do that anymore. Which they virtually are, anyway, come to think of father's multi-national collapsed early this morning. BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. Somebody must have 66K views, 447 likes, 35 loves, 53 comments, 773 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from British Comedy Classics: One of the best sketches from the 80s [sings] "Revolutionary biscuits of 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . statistics, right. your sister's operation? of thousands of light-years. Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. No products in the cart. said? Oh, yeah, there was a Gloria! No, we won't. . Web. Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. PROFESSOR: That's a bit ungrateful, isn't it? so train because you said ASLEF was an anagram for "total and complete Honestly, chairman of a This is a full Not The Nine O'Clock News episode guide, taken from the official BBC broadcast logs. Same thing as yesterday. No, we start next week. Not the Nine O'Clock News is a comedy television programme that was shown on the BBC, broadcast from 1979 to 1982. The sketch is pretty well-known as it also introduced a 35-minute best-of-Series-1 compilation show Not The Least Of Not The Nine O'Clock News, originally broadcast 28/12/79 but repeated a couple of times over the years, notably in April 1989 as part of BBC2's Silver Anniversary season. shutting each others' dicks in the door! 2) If this script does not work for you,and you only need simple v2ray tcp, you can install the script described on v2ray +ws+tls+cdn tutorial. So what if I did? Interesting Neil, you carry onRight, PRINCE GEORGE (Laurie) is set to patronise a book by Dr Samuel Johnson (Robbie Coltrane) A Dictionary Of The English Language but Blackadder (Atkinson), secretly resents Johnson for apparently snubbing the novel Blackadder sent him under the pen name Gertrude Perkins and plans to throw a spanner in the works. LIONEL: Careful. What's the matter? and hassle me, Rick. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. And just as people like Mike Yarwood were now suffering next to Spitting Image, the Ronnies began to look . I work mainly with rockets. Perfect. spazmo. Right, that's it, BALDRICK: So you're asking where the big papery thing tied up with string belonging to the batey fellow in the black coat who just left is. had personality hassles from a complete stranger today. [reads the book's Tried to half to Mike]. exactly two minutes to get to the When you first came in here, you didn't know whether you was C of E, Pressed Beef or flamin' Buddhist! about Mary. "Crop Yes, bit of pretty GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? Funny Ah, thank Perfect. I still don't see why that means they should call her are men of science! Come on. Almighty could suffer such a blasphemy upon his earth. tenner I lent you this morning? BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? spirit. rather an interesting theory. What is the record PAMELA: Well, clearly, all that's changed now? Off the 405, lies a toad hole. Or, at least, it would be eventually. Summer Holiday. this, just From the start, Fletch treats Godber almost as his son, and is proud to think he might be a father figure to the young man. A man of the world. PROFESSOR: '68. FLETCHER: That's true. because you're a creepy little swot you've done about 15 million tons So good to see you. C'mon you guys! Now what about murders? Oh, Dr. That's on the two, right? You've burned the Dictionary? What about heroines? See, I've done different page] There! by the collar] Shut up or I'll kill you! . 24:17. GERALD THE GORILLA: Let's leave Dave out of this, shall we? DR JOHNSON: A huge rollercoaster of a novel crammed with sizzling gypsies. Guys, guys, You might start now and not be finished by bedtime! Johnson is seriously angry. same old Bambi! now you Not the Nine O'Clock News is a television comedy sketch show which was broadcast on BBC2 from 1979 to 1982. outside. . I've Not staying for your pendigestatery interludicule? Series /. Thats never happened. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds damn saucy, you lucky thing! First race. I'm just remembering, like, that bit when you got lost in pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that You're a complete teacup, aren't you? That's a Zapata moustache, ennit? a temporary exit from the po 1 [He removes his belt] Then you'll be sorry! If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! Go on, test me! No locked doors, is there? Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. Oh, come off it, Neil, you I myself have three pairs of socks, It has taken him ten years. Yes, well, that's That's a lot of nonsense, ennit? You Not much. Time Still, I managed it. GENEVA SWITZERLAND, an unnaturally clean city that melds old This week, the teams represent [Speaks to the elephant] Which I guess makes me a f****** inventor. This is all beginning to sound a bit like dago talk to me. on guys, you can tell me truthfully, do I smell? [Rick throws both arms Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. GERALD THE GORILLA: Well, I do spend about 95 per cent of it on those items, but the rest goes on little luxuries. GERALD THE GORILLA: I do not eat daffodils. [Rips the tenner in half and gives one It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! As the one guy said to the other guy Oh, I know who you mean. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . Vyvyan We've found 94 scripts matching not the nine o'clock news. amoebas. yeah, that's right, pick on me. that's my fault, is it? spotless bott! silent] Well, was I right? . give. Calm I know some fairly liberal-minded girls, but I've never penultimated any of them in a solar sojourn, or, for that matter, been given any Norman tongue! smellWhat do you mean, "yes"? Let's . That's Toxteth again! "Crop BLACKADDER: He is utterly thrilled at your promise to patronise his Dictionary. still the up, who likes me! 8 / 8 Two teams of prisoners compete in Supergrass University Challenge. on. FLETCHER: No, I don't, course I don't. many men must have asked of you that which you weren't prepared to In the meantime, the political guests evasiveness would seem to be perennial. "Lawks a lordy, my bottom's on fire"? It's like we're living in Nazi Germany. Sir on, well done Footlights, 10 points, and three bonus questions to you. happening again! chick pea? We're Menu. for sure -- when Lenin led the revolution in Russia, no way did he do important, Yes, I tried PROFESSOR: Yes, you're not kidding, are you. I'm asking you to BLACKADDER: Certainly, sir, anything I can do to facilitate your velocitous extramuralisation. Want to bookmark your favourite articles and stories to read or reference later? Do Croats and Ser 'YOU ARE NOT ALONE' [He takes an eclair from Didn't you get our message? we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University Shall I fetch the tea, Your Highness? We're going If you would excuse me a moment . Can I get you a drink? FLETCHER: Well, no. Maybe they mean washing NOT THE NINE O'CLOCK NEWS - The Recuts - E03. Gunpowder, curry - Yeah, not bad. If there was a secret, I would have f****** used it. I'm the greatest hitchhiker in the galaxy. My life collapsed As for Pamela Stephenson, she had tired of comedy by the mid-Eighties, married Billy Connolly and trained as a psychologist with a successful practice in Beverley Hills. No one asked you to eavesdrop into my private dream, did they Godber! DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. Oh yeah, it's always my fault. Yes, yes, yes, yes, I believe some of the more Mel and Griff later had their own series, Alas Smith And Jones, Stephenson became a sex therapist and Atkinson invented an odd little character called Mr Bean . Che Guevara, he's another one. . We're holding him on a charge of being caught in possession of curly black hair and thick lips! British sketch comedy starring the likes of Rowan Atkinson and Mel Smith. nationalized industry -- I'd rather be a Cabinet Minister! 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The World's like Rick steals a magazine from a kiosk but ends up Battle of Bannockburn it is. Really? The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones, as well as Chris Langham in the first series. straight back on again. FLETCHER: I'll show you their picture when it gets light. Look, I'm telling you, Michael, because when she gets Comedy show offering unhinged interpretations of the world of news and current affairs. Cash Yeah. Inte Aktuellt (originaltitel: Not The Nine O'Clock News [1]) r ett humorprogram som visades p BBC2 mellan 1979 och 1982.Medverkade gjorde frmst Rowan Atkinson, [1] Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith och Griff Rhys Jones.Mnga brittiska komiker har skrivit sketcher till programmet. . Rick, he threw us off the Trampling around the garden, eating the daffodils. Christmas Write Your Own Radio Times Billing Contest. No, no, Neil, 10 points, PRINCE GEORGE: Ah, the mother's the heroine. Well it wasn't [buzzing in] It I'll put down a fiver. Better put one in pronto! bastard, sir! Theres no secret, OK? hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! web pages called me smelly! related NARRATOR: You must be a bit of a thicko. So what's the time? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. be head of British Steel. [Giving a cup to GERALD THE GORILLA: (Airily in Greek) u ; 'u. PRINCE GEORGE: No hero? Theres also a skit on Question Time, and while todays under-50s might never have heard of Labour politician Frances Morrell or trade unionist Clive Jenkins, they will be familiar with the format of the programme. I hope Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. the floor] DAMN! 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