dinner tables nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking, Shut up nigga that's why you're best friends with Jimmidy Cricket because you made strange noises with him late at night, Nigga you was on rediculousness because you did a back flip off of a swing set and yo neck landed on a porcupine and that shit scratched yo Thyroid then you threw up seasoned salt cuz you ate steak in the morning, Nigga you went to jacob sartoriouses concert just to steal his water bottle and use that shit when you get in the shower and you thought you was gon get tik tok famous, Nigga you paid approximately 125,224 dollars just to install cameras in yo eyes so you could take pictures of notes so you could cheat on tests and you still failed every class because the quality of the images were too low to read, Nigga all yo class mates call you and your best friend carl the king of the cafeteria because yall be eating yall lunches in approximately 2 bites boy, Shut up nigga your closet is an actual machine that turns niggas gay fuck is you talkin bout they walk in that bitch and walk out and then they dick turn into a vagina dumb ass nigga that's why yo ceiling made out of copy paper and that shit don't even last 2 days and yo parents pay 200 a month to get that shit fixed dumb ass boy, Nigga you was in yo front yard and a lady bug flew in yo left ear lobe and then out yo nose then in yo belly button then out yo ball sack and you turned into a Jaguar dumb ass nigga, That's why yo dumb ass thought FPS stood for Future Pussy Stickers and yo dumb ass typed that exact phrase into the amazon website search bar and it redirected you to a porn website bitch ass nigga, Nigga you ordered a HyperX gaming headset from amazon and 2 weeks later you got a package on yo doorstep and you opened it up and the only thing you seen inside of it was a box of lunchables dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you tried to do a back flip for the first time off of yo sisters trampoline and you got so scared that yo life flashed before yo eyes and you landed on yo hairline and fell into sleep paralysis dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck and yo sleep paralysis demon is a microwave dumb ass fat ass bitch cuz all you think about is food fat ass boy, That was ass nigga ya great grandfather got killed in the Vietnam war because a enemy soldier 360 noscoped him and he gained 13,000 experience points and he got ranked to a grand master dumb ass nigga that's why yo jaw locks whenever you listen to the english variation of Descapito 2 with one ear bud in dumb ass nigga stop talking to me boy, Nigga that was ass boy that's why yo iPhone self destructs whenever you forget yo apple id password dumb ass boy fuck is wrong with you nigga that's why Wubbzy from Wow Wow Wubbzy tought you how to hoola hoop with a spatula while balancing on a basketball while being naked in a jzcuzzi dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Nigga yo dumb ass had a science test and you studied algebra all night on accident and you failed the test dumb ass boy fuck is you saying nigga that's why stewie griffin gave you a hand job in the back of the magic schoolbus dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck stop talking to me boy, That was ass nigga you was taking a quiz in geometry class and you answered all the questions in egyptian hieroglyphics and you got expelled from school because the hieroglyphics on question 3 translated to the N word dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck, Shut yo bitch ass up nigga you tried to pack-a-punch a 10 dollar bill and you thought it was gonna turn into a 100 dollar bill you poor ass nigga you tried to put a fruit roll-up in a vending machine and another fruit rollup came out you dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, Uhuh nigga and you was robbing niggas houses in Florida tip toeinng to they bathroom because you had to pee and yo dumbasss flushed the toilet dumb ass boy, That was ass boy ya mother be making you sit in the corner with a water bucket on each hand whenever you get into an altercation in school over 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skeleton and lit it on fire boy, and you thought you recreated the ghost rider nigga you dumb as fuck, Nigga you had a 50 person orgy with 49 random people that you found on roblox Adopt Me nigga you weird as fuck, That's why yo teacher stopped you from finishing yo pop quiz cuz you was answering all the questions in Egyptian hieroglyphics, And that's why yo bus driver banned you from riding the bus for a whole month because you tossed a used condom at his left shoulder blade nigga, Nigga yo pet squirrel grew wings and full grown human legs and started walking inside yo kitchen and opened up the microwave and put a mexican burrito inside and 3 seconds later the PS3 homescreen music started playing out yo Bluetooth Stereo CD Boombox Radio player bitch ass nigga and thats why yo step moms GPS got hacked by the creators of Synapse X and they redirected her destination to the Bakini Bottom and she drove off a cliff and fell into the Atlantic Ocean and all you seen was 36 Mermaids playing tic tac toe on an abandoned island bitch ass nigga and that's why yo step mom got a strange house bitch ass nigga her house has no roof or no wals on that shit all you got is floors bitch ass nigga, you have no furnature in yo house because your mother is a very experienced space conservationist bitch ass nigga and that's why whenever you eat hotfries at exactly 6:32 AM yo front door teleports into yo moms room and explodes and the only thing that comes out of the door is dried up ketchup and sewage water bitch ass nigga you ugly as shit nigga that's why yo mom was throwing it back for the assistant principle of the local Elementary School and he accidentally started moaning over the schools intercom and all the little kids thought someone was having a seizure bitch ass nigga, that's why yo step mom is a professional colorbook colorer dumb ass nigga she has exactly 664,599 copies of the hello kitty coloring book and spends 21 hours a day completing them bitch ass nigga im finna flame 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This commit does not belong to any branch on this repository, and may belong to a fork outside of the repository. bitch ass nigga, Nigga yo mom is the chief executive of the Ku Klux Klan and she knows how to seduce james charles and donald trump bitch ass nigga that's why yo grandma was the president of the arts and crafts club back in middle school because she knew how to draw the blue eyed dragon from yugioh, yo dad was at a hair salon, and they gave this nigga a bald fade on accident, cuz the barber was on bath salts bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck nigga and that's why yo dentist is a exorcist from blue exorcist, and that nigga started putting ancient spells on yo teeth, to make them shine brighter dumb ass nigga fuck is yo ass saying nigga yo grandma got bit by a venus fly trap, and her ass did the stop drop and roll dumb ass nigga she stupid as fuck nigga and that's why the remote to yo TV only got two buttons on that shit, and one of the buttons produce black pepper, and whenever you use that shit on food, that shit get to tastin like salt and vinegar chips bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck boy yo mom is a competitive eater, her ass ate 3 hamburgers and tapped out, her ribs was cracking, because her ass forgot to drink water before eating dumb ass nigga she stupid as fuck on god nigga and that's, why yo step mom, that bitch is a golf player, her ass accidentally hit the golf-ball into outer space cuz her ass got hidden super saiyan strength bitch ass nigga fuck is you sayin nigga, yo mom got into an altercation at lunch time in the high school cafateria, cuz the lunch lady winked at her sideways dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi, you got a doll in yo house that helps you be a better ventriloquist little did you know that shit can actually talk on its own dumb ass nigga yo mom tried to play with it and 3 hours later her windows in her room started creakin dumb ass, nigga yo ass went went in minecraft and went to the nether world and started doing the barrel roll infront of the ender dragon and that nigga started tap dancing with a boombox on his left wing dumb ass nigga yo ass tried to tap dance with him and he made yo PS3 explode bitch ass nigga you ugly as fuck boy you got a truck in yo backyard, and whenever you go inside of the trunk yo ass get teleported to a tropical forest biome dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck boi yo ass played the exact same song, on two different devices, and when you heard it, yo ass fell into sleep paralysis dumb ass nigga and yo mom tried to wake you up, and her ass got posessed by satan, her ass was jumping up and down causing earth quakes cuz she fat as fuck and eat 5 Guys burgers all day dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying, What nigga you wasted 5 years of your life cracking the code of a secret safe and you unlocked it and all you seen was the word supercalafredgalisticexpielladocious written in hieroglyphics on a sticky note dumb ass nigga yo ass live in porkbelly and yo dad got a atomic bomb on his truck, that shit exploded and a CD Radio boombox player teleported to the middle of yo driveway playing Despacito english version dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo ass started meditating to the song and you awakened the eternal mangekyou sharingan dumb ass nigga yo genius sisters made you eat salt and you transformed into a female, yo ass got beat up by that nigga Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test cuz you stole his Uranium and yo ass started running around town with a peanut butter tattoo on yo belly button and yo ass got chased down town by 543,669 squirrels cuz they wanted yo nuts gay ass nigga, yo ass got diamond grills on yo teeth, and you used that shit to break out of prison dumb ass nigga yo ass started biting through the walls like shit dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying boi yo ass sung an ancient ritual from the 1400's and transformed into a fish-man and teleported to the middle of the pacific ocean, yo ass went on land and started break dancing, and suffocated to death dumb ass nigga boy fuck is you saying nigga that nigga Bling Bling boy from Johnny Test sung you a bed time story because you lost all you memory, because yo sister injected you with poison and it turned you into a superhero dumb ass nigga yo ass can fart, and you start flyin bitch ass nigga yo ass can punch the air, and create cosmic waves that evaporate light rays from the sun dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying, Nigga ya mom was tap dancing on top of the statue of liberty with a ps3 controller stapled to her left knee cap with a baby carrot glued to her uvula boy and whenever she gets mad she just takes her anger out on you and takes massive shits on your ps4 and make that shit overheat and explode fuck is wrong with you my nigga, my nigga what boy you was in the dragon ball z universe with epilepsy boy and as soon as you seen a kamehameha you just fell in a 87 year coma boy and you woke up with knee cap fragments in yo ankle my nigga you ugly as shit, nigga shut up boy yo mom got assassinated by Desmond Miles from assassins creed because she took that nigga legendary dagger ugly ass boy finna flame the fuck out yo ass boy you got mad and committed suicide because yo pet pikachu evolved into a charizard accidentally because you fuzed it with a rubix cube ugly ass boy, Yo mom ugly as fuck nigga she started grinning her teeth together, and a random subway sub sandwhich started levitating above her iron board, she grabbed that shit and she transformed into the armored titan from attack on titans bitch ass nigga, she got to stomping everywhere, and she killed 843,665,337 people dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga yo grandma got gang banged phinease and ferb, little did you know, they was holdind nerf guns in they hand shooting yo momma in her head while they was fucking her dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, yo pet cat is 11 years old and whenever it tries to pee, nothing comes out but ketchup water you nasty ass bitch that's why yo great great grandma got out of bed at 5 in the morning, walked in the garage, grabbed a screwdriver, and started tightening every screw in the house bitch ass nigga while she was in sleep paralysis dumb ass nigga yo mom scary as shit nigga that's why yo mom is the only person 0in the world that knows what Abraham Lincolns penis looks like because her long lost relatives saved a picture of it on a Swivel Bulk Thumb Acer Nitro 5 USB Flash Drive dumb ass nigga yo family weird as shit thats why yo mom was playing Poptropica, she injected cheat engine and got banned instantly nigga instantaniously banning that bitch nigga yo mom is in the guinese world records for beating 300 people in a 300 versus 1 tug-of-war match dumb ass nigga fuck is you saying nigga, I snatched yo momma weave out and made her chase it like a bull bitch ass nigga i smacked yo momma with a greasy cheese burger and she started levitating dumb ass nigga yo mom was on a trampoline and did a backflip and entered third person in real life bitch ass nigga yo mom was throwin it back for niggas to throw nickels at them poor ass nigga you ugly as fuck yo dad got bit by a venus fly trap and fell into sleep paralysis bitch ass nigga you stupid as fuck dirty ass nigga, you was on youtube and you searched "Can an African American temporarily obtain a slice of fried carbohydrates?"